Fine. It's a four letter word I never use...
until the other day. I was talking to my best friend on the phone when he asked how I felt and I slowly answered
fine. I thought for once I'd edit my response, not complain and try to be PC. Who the hell was I kidding? This is my best friend for many years and he wasn't buying it...
Friend: Are you kidding me?
Fine. Really?
Me: Yeah, I'm trying to be positive. I'm
fine.
Friend: You're full of it, that's not you. You always say how you feel!
(Pause) What's wrong?
Me: Okay, you're right.
Friend: Fine is NOT acceptable.
Me: I know, I know. I
hate that word. I think it's the first time I ever used the word
fine to describe anything. What was I thinking? It's a
horrible word.
Friend: I know, right?
Me: Absolutely! I am not
fine. I feel terrible. I'm upset. I'm pissed off the play didn't make the final cut and I haven't slept much the last few nights. I've been a raving bitch and that's not even the half of it!
Fine? F*ck
FINE. It's a four letter word and I will
never use it again to describe my feelings or answer a question.
Friend: Thank you, my sentiments exactly.
Me: Thanks for listening, you know me too well. Enough about me, how are you doing?
Friend: Oh thanks for asking. I'm really
fine.
Me: No you're really a bitch.
Friend: Yeah, a
fine bitch! Gotcha.
Me: So, talk to you tomorrow and I promise no more four letter words.
Friend: Really? Since when? I wouldn't know you any other way.
Me: Fine.
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